GURL YOU ARE NEVER ON HERE ENOUGH TO GIVE ME LOVE.
BUT YAY
I live with you, I’d think you would get tired of me both there and online. But okay, whatever you say, I will now internet stalk you, happy? :P

Wow, I just noticed how many followers I have. Thanks guys, you totally rock, even though I’m not on here as often as Max is. But I’m here now, so why not send me some asks, get some fun up in here.

Guys, I’m so sorry I haven’t been around in like forever. Stuff gets busy and sometimes I even sleep, usually when Max is at Peaches, but anyway. I am here, alive still, like I’d ever be allowed to die lol. So send me asks, lets chat, keep me busy :)
BECAAAUUUUSEEEE… i can never find my damn phone. as soon she she leaves i start jumping on her bed and it must fall out somewhere… anyway.
WHY ARE YOU WOUND UP BABY? i’ll be home soon. AND HELLZ YEAH DRINKS AFTER WORK. they’re on you though ;)
Jumping?… I’d tell you that you shouldn’t jump on her bed, but I passed out in it once so who am I to judge? Anyway! I dunno why I’m wound up, I just am. Maybe I should jump on a bed, see if that helps, maybe take a bath ;) And fine, the drinks’ll be on me, but I intend on getting you massively drunk so when I try to make you dance with me in public, you’ll agree :P

Laugh and I’ll sic Max on you.
oh my GOD BLONDIE. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. IS THIS WHAT YOU DO WHEN I’M NOT HOME??
What? Did you think when I took music theory I never learned to sing? My version of Happy Birthday might be ‘white Mariah’ but I’m full of surprises, as you should know by now ;)
surprise me with your ghetto white Mariah voice and serenade me with it at 4am one morning until i cry, THEN you can win this round.
Challenge accepted.

How’re you guys doing today, hope you’re well :)

Hi! And thanks, it’s always nice to be considered awesome :D
Laugh and I’ll sic Max on you.
oh my GOD BLONDIE. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. IS THIS WHAT YOU DO WHEN I’M NOT HOME??
What? Did you think when I took music theory I never learned to sing? My version of Happy Birthday might be ‘white Mariah’ but I’m full of surprises, as you should know by now ;)
